SARAH PALIN is not sophisticated enough to be our next president. Does America really need a stand-up comedian for our next president?

AROUND HERE everyone acted as if Peyton Manning was God. Well, "God" threw that pass right to a saint! Good for New Orleans!

WHO DAT? Pat Robertson, what's your take on New Orleans now?

BIDEN WAS a constitutional teacher, and he doesn't know that foreign companies cannot donate funds to American elections? That was not overturned! Preposterous!

WILL CONSOLIDATION of Chattanooga city and county government agencies save as much money as did consolidation of the school systems?

WELCOME TO Chattanooga, pothole capital of the South.

PUTTING RED light cameras in Red Bank was like calling Dr. Kevorkian for a dying person.

WHO IS THE person on Susan Carol Lane in Hurricane Creek Estates that leaves their barking dog out at night in 30-degree temperatures?

CHANGE CHATTANOOGA'S nickname from Scenic City to Seweric City -- they've earned it!

THE GREATEST threat to our well being is memory loss, seemingly intense lately.

IS THERE intellectual hoarding at TFP? Editors employ words like "surfeit," while young journalists cannot accurately distinguish between "affect" and "effect." Editors, share the wealth.